Wilde Child

Currently, this tumblr exist for the sole purpose of allowing me to comment and follow other tumblrs without being among the slew of "anonymouses." I may turn it into a full on personal blog some day, but not yet.

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
~ Oscar Wilde


Ask Me Anything  
Reblogged from tfioshomes
Reblogged from boxofoctaves
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art — write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself. Neil Gaiman  (via elige)

(Source: boxofoctaves, via scarymerry)

Reblogged from bobbwhy
scarymerry:

solarpowerspork:acciosarcasm:fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:bobbwhy:



Nutella Mug Cake
Ingredients
4 tablespoons self rising flour
4 tablespoons sugar
1 egg
3 tablespoons cocoa powder
3 tablespoons Nutella
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil
Method
Combine all ingredients in a large coffee mug. 
Whisk well with a  fork until smooth. 
Microwave on high for 1 1/2 – 3 minutes. (Time  depends on microwave wattage. Mine took 1 /2 minutes.) 
Top with whipped  cream and a little chocolate sauce if desired.
[via]
Submitted by buntfahrer



HOLY SHIZ I AM MAKING THAT SOON

scarymerry:

solarpowerspork:acciosarcasm:fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:bobbwhy:

Nutella Mug Cake

Ingredients

  • 4 tablespoons self rising flour
  • 4 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 3 tablespoons cocoa powder
  • 3 tablespoons Nutella
  • 3 tablespoons milk
  • 3 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil

Method

  1. Combine all ingredients in a large coffee mug.
  2. Whisk well with a fork until smooth.
  3. Microwave on high for 1 1/2 – 3 minutes. (Time depends on microwave wattage. Mine took 1 /2 minutes.)
  4. Top with whipped cream and a little chocolate sauce if desired.

[via]

Submitted by buntfahrer

HOLY SHIZ I AM MAKING THAT SOON

Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton
ilovecharts:

via afternoonsnoozebutton
Just in time for the start of school!

ilovecharts:

via afternoonsnoozebutton

Just in time for the start of school!

(via scarymerry)

Reblogged from eatsleepdraw

wildwilde-deactivated20120102 asked: nice name. (:

I like yours too :)

Reblogged from aiiim
scarymerry:

whirlwindscamp:

hedoesntbiteoften:

the-paranoid-humanoid:

irish-matroyshka:

stay-serial:

tarklovishki:

ameliaulation:

silvertotheheart:

iamthemagicks:

whatplacecanirunawayto:

starryhours:

eastberlin:

Deadly Glow in your pants.
You might wanna get that checked out…

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead in your pants
well, that’s gross

The Elements of Murder In Your Pants. death by sex.

The Restless Dead in Your Pants. That’s um…ew.

Silver Borne .. In your pants XD

A Wrinkle in Time in your pants.

The Iron King in your pants.
OMFG, I LOVE THAT ONE. xD

Hound of the Baskervilles in my pants.
Pleasant.

Physics of the Future in my pants.
Haha, this is such an attempt at flirting SciFi style. I love it! XD

((Goliath In Your Pants. Do I win?))

 ooc: Sweetheart Killers In Your Pants…

ooc: Adam Copeland on Edge In Your Pants… wwe superstar autobiography

A Storm of Swords… in Your Pants
If literal swords, then OUCH.
If metaphorical swords, then… oh my.

Boy’s Life in Your Pants

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

scarymerry:

whirlwindscamp:

hedoesntbiteoften:

the-paranoid-humanoid:

irish-matroyshka:

stay-serial:

tarklovishki:

ameliaulation:

silvertotheheart:

iamthemagicks:

whatplacecanirunawayto:

starryhours:

eastberlin:

Deadly Glow in your pants.


You might wanna get that checked out…

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead in your pants

well, that’s gross

The Elements of Murder In Your Pants. death by sex.

The Restless Dead in Your Pants. That’s um…ew.

Silver Borne .. In your pants XD

A Wrinkle in Time in your pants.

The Iron King in your pants.

OMFG, I LOVE THAT ONE. xD

Hound of the Baskervilles in my pants.

Pleasant.

Physics of the Future in my pants.

Haha, this is such an attempt at flirting SciFi style. I love it! XD

((Goliath In Your Pants. Do I win?))

 ooc: Sweetheart Killers In Your Pants…

ooc: Adam Copeland on Edge In Your Pants… wwe superstar autobiography

A Storm of Swords… in Your Pants

If literal swords, then OUCH.

If metaphorical swords, then… oh my.

Boy’s Life in Your Pants BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reblogged from haleybeast

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, god, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.
Reblogged from butpeterhowdowegettoneverland
scarymerry:

That’s a terrible waltz frame. For shame, Disney.

Besides the guy’s shoulder being a touch high, it actually looks like it the lady with the crappy frame, whcih is new.

scarymerry:

That’s a terrible waltz frame. For shame, Disney.

Besides the guy’s shoulder being a touch high, it actually looks like it the lady with the crappy frame, whcih is new.

(Source: butpeterhowdowegettoneverland)

Reblogged from azombiepirate