January 2012
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December 2011
11 posts
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via elige)
wildwilde-deactivated20120102 asked: nice name. (:
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
ALL THE MOVIES
grandmasterbud:
azombiepirate:
Movie Master List Movie Genre folders: Action Movies Adventure Movies Animated Movies Chick Flicks Comedy Movies Comic Book Movies Disney/Pixar Movies Documentaries Drama Movies Family Movies Fantasy Movies GLBTQ Movies Horror Movies Musicals Rifftrax Science Fiction Movies Silent Movies Star Trek Movies Thriller Movies
Miscellaneous: Award Shows Concerts...
November 2011
2 posts
FUCK YEAH HISTORY CRUSHES !!: Men in Tights →
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:
This post is dedicated not to a specific figure in history, but rather to the beautiful time period when men proudly bared their legs in a thin layer of silk. Hosen(what a lovely irregular plural) evolved from traditional leg wrappings in the Middle Ages as men began to rock some short and saucy…
October 2011
1 post
Merry is Scary: Hi, Tumblr. →
goobercriss:
cracktastic:
barackobama:
It’s nice to meet you.
There are lots of reasons we’re excited to be launching the Obama 2012 campaign’s new Tumblr today. But mostly it’s because we’re looking at this as an opportunity to create something that’s not just ours, but yours,…
September 2011
4 posts
I'm studying the culture of Nerdfighteria for an...
eyeslikefire-:
So, to any Nerdfighters that follow me:
How did you become a Nerdfighter?(If you can remember)
What is your favourite part of being a Nerdfighter?
What is your favourite aspect of Nerdfighter culture? (i.e. the music, the events, the videos, the book clubs, etc.)
What is Nerdfighteria to you?
I’d really appreciate as many responses as I can get! Reply to this post or drop me...
1 tag
THIS GIRL, SHE IS AMAZING. SHE IS WONDERFUL AND IS... →
musicaltheatrekid:
singforevermore:
musicaltheatrekid:
PLEASE, GUYS, HELP US SAVE THIS LIFE. SHE’S LOCATED IN IRELAND.
SHE’S SAVED MINE BEFORE— IF ANYONE ONE IS IN IRELAND ANYWHERE PLEASE, PLEASE SEND THE URL TO THE POLICE, PLEASE.
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS.
August 2011
2 posts
Watership Down by Richard Adams
quicksummary:
A psychic bunny predicts the apocalypse and convinces several others to leave the den. Turns out he was right and they spend the rest of the novel escaping bunny-nazis, death camps, and dogs in order to find female bunnies to bunnyfuck.
I laugend out loud at “psychic bunny predicts the apocalypse” and “bunny Nazis” because they are SO ACCURATE.
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
3 posts
